Sometimes there are things that need to be said and we don't say them. If I was doing a kind of emotional spring clean, this is what I would say if I had the balls, um I mean opportunity...
Hey! Hi there! How's it hanging? All good I hope.
Listen, I know you don't like me and I really don't know why. I also know I shouldn't ponder over this too much since, well, it's not like you're going to stop being the ice queen you are.
But I've got to say, I tried. Since I only ever extended good will towards you and you're still acting above it all, let me just say this:
I think you're a self righteous bitch.
Have a good weekend!