Many, many moons ago, when I was still trying to adjust to the Mad Hatter's tea party that is life in Greece, a song irritated the hell out of me.
Proof that I have officially settled in Greece is that when this song plays, I am the one who is first on the dancefloor.
So, people of the world, we are in economic meltdown. A ton of you have cancelled your holidays after seeing the riots in Greece which, let me assure you, are a national sport and nothing out of the ordinary. Think of the interesting postcards home getting caught in a riot would make!
It's in your hands to keep us afloat this summer. Come to Greece! We need your tourist euros/dollars/yen!Still not convinced??