Friday, January 15, 2010

Junk in the trunk

I've been getting so much useful information on my blog lately via comments. I am now rich beyond my wildest dreams! Want to know how I did it? With a cucumber and one single click! Then, tired of being a skinny nerd, I was able to buy a ton of V**I$#^A*^&G**R##A online and my penis is now gigantic and rock hard and She is Begging Me for mOre each nite.

Further to that, I became throughly eloquent but for as in the great pickle went mountain cheese oh my said lilian.

Spammers. FUCK OFF!!!!!!

6 comments:

Saigon & Baygon Inc. said...

What, no Rolex replicas?
No antiques?
No bipolar disorder medication?
Oh wow, you're so lucky.

Saigon

P.S.: I hope you resume blogging one of these days; it's been so long and I'm sure I'm not the only one to have missed reading your posts.

Psofofeggaro said...

I so much understand you, was thinking it was only me, your posts at least are in english, mine are mainly in greek and I get russian (well, cyrilic,don't know origin really) and english spam comments all the time. First time I though "wow if you only knew what I did say on that post heheheh" but it's getting really annoying.

P.S. I agree with Saigon, it's anoying enough for me to not want to even visit my blog, because of the spam, and miss your posts too. Your posts are a good company :)

bollybutton said...

I don't know Saigon. With my giant dick i think a Rolex might be overdoing it. Don't wnt 2 ScARe her Aw@y by overdoing it.

vultures said...

I admit I sometimes scour through my gmail spam because from time to time there will be the most unusual phrase... "TAME YOUR UNICORN", a rather inspirational idea courtesy of penis-enlarging pills. "SHED OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SHOW YOUR ANACONDA", which sounds like the chorus from a trashy and completely addictive europop song. You know, the sort of things akin to english signage in China.

But I definitely know how frustrating it is to be a blogger reading through the comments and finding this crap. What a waste of time - I've already agreed on a multi-million dollar investment with Prince John Onyekwere!

deviousdiva said...

I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams too!

;-)

akadetroit said...

I am a newbie - why do they use capital letters for some letters in a word? When I first saw this, I thought they were sending me a secret message that only I could read.